Schmalort

The SubDim's Official Bitterweed Liquor

Smooth. Bitter. A little bit SubDim.Like drinking sunshine and unicorns, with a dash of baby angels.Temporary effects include:
+5 Charisma
-2 IntelligenceEffects last one glorious hour.
The cravings though? Ohhh, those stick around.Welcome to Schmalort, Sweetie

First time here, hon? Welcome to the SubDim.

Monsters spawn here. I dump Tourists here to kill the monsters. Somebody’s gotta keep the lights on around the multiverse.Fun system, right?Thing is, I don’t care who’s ready because most of ’em ain’t built for it anyway.

We got ourselves three new Tourists.

Ryne, a former Army mechanic.Dom, his best friend. People like him.Then there’s Sori, their new upstairs neighbor. That sweetie scares me a little.Here's my advice to them: Drink fast, get your shit done, and get outta there. You don’t wanna overstay your welcome.

Wanna know about the book?

Hey. I'm not lettin' some lame ass author give you a blurb. Snoozefest. Nope, not gonna happen.I mean, just look at these fresh Tourists. I’d bang ‘em. Well, maybe not all of 'em. At once.Ryne thought he was just out havin' a drink with his buddy Dom. Sori's their new neighbor. Talk about bad timing.One shot of Schmalort later, and they're standing in the SubDim with a temporary bonus of +5 Charisma, -2 Intelligence. They got no clue what’s coming for ‘em or what to do next. Other than stay alive. That’d be nice.Now they're stuck in the SubDim where killer trash pandas own the alleys, and giant Bullfrogs with Michael Jordan dunk face fall outta lightning storms.Anyhoo, the SubDim pays 'em for every monster they kill, which sounds great until they start asking to leave. That's when the real problems start.Now, the good news is they got some interesting survival skills. The bad news? I don't even know where to start.Welcome to the SubDim, Sweetie.

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About the Author(s)

K.L. Robel is the pen name for four people.
Yes, we're weird and wanted to write a book together.
We hope you enjoy it as much as we do.
- Kay
- Kevin
- Matteo
- Susan